Subj: preacher.html
Date: 10/27/99 4:14:41 PM Pacific Daylight Time
From: (Bob Brown)



The other day the preacher came to call on me. He said that at my
age I should be thinking about the here-after. I reassured him that indeed I
do, all the time, whether I'm in the parlor, upstairs, in the kitchen or even
in the basement, I'm always asking myself, "Now, what am I here after?"
he seemed a little confused however he then asked if I would mind discussing a
highly personal matter with him. Of course I wouldn't mind, I had nothing to
hide. He hesitated a moment and took a deep breath. In a low voice he said
there was a rumor going around the church that I was seeing five gentlemen on a
routine basis. I told him it was true, they do indeed visit me at my home every
day! I have to admit, I have become a lot more social with the passing of the
years; to the point where some might even call me a frivolous old gal.
soon as I wake, Will Power helps me get out of bed. Then I go to see to see
John. Then Charley Horse comes along, and when he is here he takes a lot
my time and attention. When he leaves, Arthur Ritis shows up and stays the rest
of the day, however he doesn't like to stay in one place very long and goes
around from joint to joint. After such a busy day I guess you can understand
why I'm really tired and sore and glad to go to bed with Ben Gay. I just can't
understand where these rumors start!

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